MIKE TAYLOR: Retired and the living is easy

This really is a pretty cushy gig; writing, I mean. The pay stinks, but the job doesn’t demand much of me so I don’t mind.

I mean, I don’t have to get up early to do it. I don’t have to shower, shave, go to the office. I can write all day if I feel like it and finish up with zero callouses, except maybe on my backside and those I’d get watching TV anyway.